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1) Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land 2) chuck norris lost his viginity before his father 3) When a girl has sex with god she screams chuck norris 4) behind every great man there is a greater woman. Behind every dead man, there is chuck norris 5) Leading scientists believe dinosaurs were wiped out by a giant meteor, this is true, if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor

1) chuck norris doesnt masturbate, because there is no higher pleasure than being chuck norris 2) if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more 3) Chuck Norris doesnt believe in god, god believes in Chuck norris 4) Chuck Norris was once attacked by a wolverine in the woods, after five hours of excruciating pain, the wolverine died 5) chuck norris doesnt use spell check, when he happens to misspell a word he simply calls oxford so they can fix it

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